- Don’t throw the chickens.
- A puppy is not a toy.
- It’s not cool to burn your brother’s shirt with a magnifying glass.
- It’s really not cool to burn your brother’s shirt with a magnifying glass while he’s wearing it.
Got any to add to the list??
UPDATED: Do read the comments, and add yours. Too funny!!!
Earnest Parenting: help for parents who have strange things to say to their children.