How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Whine

Child begins whining about an offense (imagined or real).
Adult kneels down and listens to said complaint.
Child whines again.
Adult repeats complaint to child, thus demonstrating an amazing ability to understand and empathize with said complainant.
Child whines. Again.
Adult attempts to reason with child to stop the complaining.
Child whines. AGAIN.
Adult very cheerfully looks child in the [...]

Group Project - The Sandwich Episode

Okay readers, I need some help. You ready? Good.
Thursday I spent about ten hours working on the books for a local nonprofit. I was the one who transferred everything to the software program over a year ago, and they needed some updates to get ready for annual reporting. Unfortunately, someone had [...]