Fun For Your Friday
Good Friday to you, Internets! This week I bring to you spamjokes. What might that be, you ask? About a week ago the spambots started sharing jokes with me, and enough of them make me laugh that I thought I’d collect a few and share.
Why are spambots telling me jokes? I have no idea. It’s too bad they’re spam, because the jokes are pretty good.
Why did Willie Nelson get hit by a car? He was playing On The Road Again.
What do ghouls wear on their feet in the rain?!? GHOULOSHES!!!
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
What happens to illegally parked frogs? They get toad away.
What did the painter say to the wall? One more crack and I’ll plaster you!
What do you call a crazy baker? A dough nut.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
How do you revive a drowning rodent? Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What kind of flowers grow in outer space? Sunflowers.
Okay, you’re next! Share a joke, blog post, video, or photo that makes you laugh (family friendly, please) with the world. Trust me, you’ll be glad you did.
photo credit: alonso_inostrosa
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Hi Amy
Why do the birds fly south in winter ?
Because it's too far to walk ( of course)
Hope to hear from you soon!
Cheers
Will
I can't remember any such jokes …just wanted to say a hello to Amy and ofcourse its funny.
Thanks
TC
Will,
Bwahahahaaaa! I love that one! Thanks for playing along!
TC,
Glad to see you as always! We're chuckling every Friday so if you want to play along next week that'd be great!
Hi…
I love to visit your blog at weekend. You have done great yet and hope you will continue with same here. Thank you so much for posting such nice stuffs again.