Fun For Your Friday

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Good Friday to you, Internets! This week I bring to you spamjokes. What might that be, you ask? About a week ago the spambots started sharing jokes with me, and enough of them make me laugh that I thought I’d collect a few and share.

Why are spambots telling me jokes? I have no idea. It’s too bad they’re spam, because the jokes are pretty good.

Why did Willie Nelson get hit by a car? He was playing On The Road Again.

What do ghouls wear on their feet in the rain?!? GHOULOSHES!!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

What happens to illegally parked frogs? They get toad away.

What did the painter say to the wall? One more crack and I’ll plaster you!

What do you call a crazy baker? A dough nut.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!

How do you revive a drowning rodent? Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

What kind of flowers grow in outer space? Sunflowers.

Okay, you’re next! Share a joke, blog post, video, or photo that makes you laugh (family friendly, please) with the world. Trust me, you’ll be glad you did.

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The editor-in-chief of Earnest Parenting, Amy is the mother of two sets of twin boys. Yes, they drive her crazy, but they also make her laugh occasionally. Amy enjoys writing, quilting, reading, and working on her burgeoning cyber empire.

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  • whatawebsite October 30, 2009, 2:13 am

    Hi Amy

    Why do the birds fly south in winter ?
    Because it's too far to walk ( of course)

    Hope to hear from you soon!

    Cheers

    Will

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  • Sourav November 4, 2009, 2:10 am

    I can't remember any such jokes …just wanted to say a hello to Amy and ofcourse its funny.

    Thanks
    TC

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  • Amy LeForge November 6, 2009, 8:37 pm

    Will,

    Bwahahahaaaa! I love that one! Thanks for playing along! 🙂

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  • Amy LeForge November 6, 2009, 9:31 pm

    TC,

    Glad to see you as always! We're chuckling every Friday so if you want to play along next week that'd be great!

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  • jeux en ligne November 24, 2009, 3:37 am

    Hi…
    I love to visit your blog at weekend. You have done great yet and hope you will continue with same here. Thank you so much for posting such nice stuffs again.

    Reply