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Encouraging Heroes. You can be one too.

  1. Don’t throw the chickens.
  2. A puppy is not a toy.
  3. It’s not cool to burn your brother’s shirt with a magnifying glass.
  4. It’s really not cool to burn your brother’s shirt with a magnifying glass while he’s wearing it.

Got any to add to the list??

UPDATED: Do read the comments, and add yours. Too funny!!!

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